Sex Machine (Jack Wrangler)

This classic film has plenty of energetic sex and variety. There are several layers to this nostalgic roam through the sex district of Los Angeles in the 70's. A barker tells us to step right up to the baths, peep shows, and cruise strips. A narrator cuts in saying L.A. is certainly the place to get it all easily introducing us to the simple outline. One man cruises another and follows him into a galley of sex video machines. We hear their thoughts about each other and their commentary on the short sex clips, which make up the majority of this film. The film switches back and forth between the mustached narrator stalking his prey and the short clips they are viewing. The look is definitely dated but that's not necessarily a bad thing in my book. As a voyeuristic fantasy this is a fun concept. Most of the men are shaggy but generally hot...or in the spirit of the film...foxy. Some of the voice-overs and dialogues are corny but fun just the same. The music for most of this film is a Brazilian influenced, hard driving, percussion filled jam. The last few scenes uses a laughable song about having "so much soul for you honey"...yeah..soul..right! Scenes include: big (cut and uncut) cocks, unshaved bodies, deep throating, 69, three-way, anal and oral, jock straps, motorcycle, tattoos, outdoors, beards and mustaches galore, oodles of money shots, interracial coupling, and voyeurism. A pre-condom flick.

In the first clip we watch two men engaged in an energetically sixty-nine on a bed before Jack Wagner, with his legendary massive pole, joins in with a pole-cleaner of his own, a hairy bearded brunette. Wagner cums in writhing delight and still keeps going giving his friend's hole probably the deepest probe of its life. There are some excellent close-ups including a penetration shot and cum eating.

Next, two naked men (supposedly artists?) roll around the floor using the nude sketches they've been drawing to fuck on. Extreme close ups capture head-over-heels anal sex, hung cocks and more lapping up of man juice. This segment is particularly dark and hard to decipher but these sweaty men are well endowed, have constant hard-ons, and go at it like rabbits. Back in the video booth the other man finally notices his stalker and invites him to watch the next clip with him where we all watch a mustached blond with a monstrously large cock gets his meat swallowed by a bearded mature beefcake. This is a deliciously long scene and there is plenty of dirty commentary going on in voice-over in this segment. The blond isn't shy about returning favors and gulps down the brunette's long straight pecker. Against a stark black background the brunette (after comparing the blonde's huge tool to his forearm!) tackles the massive beast taking it all into his experienced hole, doggie-style. There is a back shot worth mentioning where we see the blond's tight hard eggs close to the base of his tool as it pounds into the brunette's hole as the hunky bottom beats off like crazy. After fucking in many hot positions the brunette cums on the blond's chest, which we watch in a slowed-down close up as his cock spews towards the camera. This sends the two viewers (and possible you too) into a crotch grabbing frenzy and the rest of the scenes go between these men sucking each other's cocks and the clips they are supposedly watching.

An Italian-looking curly haired fellow performs a solo. He frantically pulls his fatheaded dark root until he spews pulling his foreskin over the head in slow strokes. Next, a curly-haired blond double sucks two men in jockstraps, one of which is African American.

This three-way features rimming, cock riding, face fucking, and a wide variety of positions. The strength isn't necessarily the size of the cocks but in the variety of positions and enthusiasm. The scene is dark but there are some nice configurations such as: one of the men laying on his back getting fucked by the dark African American chap who is sucking the brunette's dick who is getting has ass eaten by the bottom. It's a nice lego-like fit!

This is followed by another three-way in what looks to be a barn that features excellent anal and hard-thrusting hips (down throats and up assholes). In a garage three brunettes go at it and spend much of the time cumming on each other. Before the next segment the customers, who brought us to these short sex clips in the first place, get dressed and leave us to watch the final scene alone. This segment is particularly mangled in its old age and if you can bare the blank spots and choppy edits includes sex on a motorcycle between two men and a third fellow watching who dumps two loads into his own lonely outreached hand. There is a nice close-up of a large purple-headed cock cumming and a hand harshly reaches out to grad it and squeeze out the last drops of his juice. The two then have sex on a ladder, which is too dark to see much detail. The video ends with a quick montage of balls, cocks, and fucking. Not a bad romp through the past for the avid porn collector.